So What Exactly Is Articulate Madness?
Articulate Madness is the brainchild of Tia Ja’nae.
Initially started off as an online platform to archive written work, Articulate Madness has become a haven for the best satire on the net.
Articulate Madness prides itself on being uncensored, unadulterated, and unbiased in its satirical coverage of the latest events. Many pieces of works have been featured in Pulp Modern Flash, Econoclash Review, Humor Outcasts, and Articulate Madness proper. Rising in the shadows of founder Tia Ja’nae’s own sick sense of humor, Articulate Madness now offers the world highly acclaimed, universally tweeted, and reimagined journalism that literally gets harder by the day to satirize.
Starting under the alter ego Gwendolyn L. Spelvin at Humor Outcasts, and being rejected from some of the most ultraconservative satire sites on the net, Articulate Madness now enjoys a daily readership of a goo gob amount a people that have broken every calculator known to man, and is enough to make CNN and FOX jealous.
Available in print and online, Articulate Madness can be viewed both legally and illegally thanks in part to die hard fans that know about torrenting.
So How Did Gwendolyn L. Spelvin's Legend Go?
Gwendolyn L. Spelvin is a philosopher of the Edward Bernays Century of Self, a follower of Sigmund Freud’s explorations of the subconscious mind through chemical means, and an avid enthusiast of Adolph Hitler’s short-lived ballet career before he rose through the ranks of the Third Reich. Most importantly, she is an innovative writer that creates a written vision to move an audience, crafting messages that sway public approval of ideals that guarantee the masses will blindly support company agendas without them knowing it. A dirty job, yes, but someone has to pacify the idiots who know not what they blindly support into a continuing trek of oblivion. Last, but not least, Gwendolyn L. Spelvin is a firm believer in the annihilation of the JUSTIN BELIBERS.
Intrinsic training via the American educational collegiate system before No Child Left Behind has allowed for the expertise in becoming well versed and certified in traditional and modern psychological social warfare, self-gratification and narcissistic persuasion, as well as extensive appped knowledge of public manipulation and social engineering. Additional certifications in appped emotional response with concentrations in impulsive and compulsive behavior within the mass audience is the benchmark of my work. After all, nothing says demographic bias within target clusters like public flash mob reactions without cognitive thinking.