Author: Articulate Madness

LONDON, UK – Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has denied telling four chambermaids he supported freedom of bowel movement, stating that he would never gander such a thing. As a staunch advocate of constipation, Johnson has been at the helm of instituting mandated bowel restriction throughout the UK in an effort…

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Okey Honkey Magazine & Press, the racially inconsolable literary consciousness for ingenue yuppies of cracker America, passed away Tuesday upholding life, liberty, and the pursuit of censorship in the name of wokeness.  Sources confirmed the publication bit the dust scolding ignorant rednecks and Negroes alike without taking a breath, expiring…

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This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On PulpModernFlash. Barb Dwyer, an old washed up has been who was the irritation of local landscapers due to her reputation of unwanted physical advances, passed away Tuesday.  She was found dead by her neighbor’s garbage can holding a discarded tube of glue,…

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