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This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Bedsheet sales have stagnated economic growth, according to some local politicians. Photo: Klan & Barrel Catalogue Collection. JACKSON, MS – In an effort to erase its own racially violent past and ease current racial tensions, the state…
This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Man’s best friend is getting in the way of man’s best free extra-curricular activities. Normally I would be satirizing the fact that Michigan is determined to throw 99.9% of its population into jail for sexual exploration. Sadly,…
This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. You get what you pay for with NoNameBus Company. MADISON, CT – NoNameBus Company officials celebrated in jubilation this morning after it was confirmed the blizzard bus crash on I-95 en route to the Mohegan Sun Casino…
This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Little Bo-Peep actually was just poaching her sheep on the cheap. Artwork: Melo Guarnera. Indianapolis officials have arrested a least likely suspect being held responsible for poaching and smuggling sheep after a national manhunt drew attention to…
This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Hennessy unveiling the first adverts, signaling his endorsement with Hennessy. Photo: Hennessy. MIAMI, FL — Black History Month brings out the best in politician voter relations. Just yesterday Republican presidential nominee…
This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Presidential Republican Candidate Carly Fiorina at the town hall meeting in Nebraska questioning treads on a condom. Photo: Condom Company Alliance Of America. LINCOLN, NE — After making Planned Parenthood the centerpiece of her 2016 campaign, in…
This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. The ass that drips will be your own now. After public pressure from victim’s rights groups who were casualties of non-predatory and non-violent sex crimes, President Barack Obama on Thursday signed into law the latest legislation designed…
This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. The original formula that taught everyone born after 1965 how to count without fingers is now being used to accurately track the state of the economy. The United States labor market is absolutely fine, according to the…
This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Boob Rash Disease is becoming an epidemic in the United States parallel to the AIDS epidemic in the 1980s. Photo: BIRDman Foundation. Every year in the United States women are ignored for any health related afflictions that…